'Blog Much?...'

Yo! Yo! Yo!

Wut up homiez?

ME?! 

Sleepin' on the job, 

ney!

LOTS to REPORT 

this update!

I know you miss me when I'm gone and shit, 

but dayum...

You want to hit me up?

Add me on the Face"Bewk",

 kiddies.

The Muse of (ha0s on 'FACEBOOK'

Here you will see even MORE spicy updates

such as EC news, personal thoughts, and pics of my latest 

creations before they hit the blogspot or shop!

Witness the whole 

creative process, 

experience 

the mad minds at EC

first hand!

While your at it, 

go on and add my P.I.C (partner in crime),

Da MoFo Panda as well...

PandoraPithos on 'FACEBOOK'

You gotta stay in the know.

We both bust our asses and love what we do...

Nothing but love for all you faithfuls out there,

for you are the ones that keep us rockin' steady.

Speaking of my girl,

she's been hustlin',

making all kinds of elegant furniture that would

spruce up any home leaving your guests in awe,

guaranteed.

Here are some of the items on sale now

created by Ms. Pithos...

These lovely chairs have an old school vintage chic

 feel reminiscent of dear old Auntie Prude. 

And guess what??? 

The plastic is off of these! \o/

There are a total of 9 poses male and female variations, 

17 color variations for

 Biggies and my dear Petites, 

18 for you! 

Yes one exclusive color! Gloomy Day

$L200 each. 

Furnish your home with both biggie and Petite furniture?

 Fatpacks of each color/both size options are available for $L350! 

That is a $L50 discount off the regular price!!!

Come see in world to try before you buy!

THIS IS THE FATPACK VERSION CONTAINING SAME COLOR/BOTH SIZES!

Spruce up your space or use as a pose prop, 

the choice is yours to make! 

These cute room dividers will add a great accent to your home but no, 

I couldn't stop there.

 I just had to add in poses.

 How fun! 

There are 8 adorably fun poses to choose from should you decide

 to get snap happy or if you just feel like playing with a guest. I

 hope you enjoy these as much as I have. 

Also available in regular, 

petite friendly and fatpacks (same color/both sizes).

Shop from home?

E+HeR3@L (hA0s is now on MARKETPLACE

So!

Like what you see?

Don't have enough Panda in your life?

Don't be sad!

The Blogspot for Pandanator

 is up and running!

Check it.

Boom...

Pandora's Jar

By the way...

Did you miss the last two weeks?

Hint, hint...

THURSDAY, THURSDAY, THURSDAY'S!

You know?

Those 55L Thursdays...

The items above have BOTH 

been featured on 55L T's...

Keep checkin' back

and get them while they're hot!

Don't miss out on some

 hella awesome sauce deals!

As for me,

I've got some new items brewin' too

just in time for the season.

Fall is my favorite season...

The sights, 

the smells,

the CREEPINESS!

Awe yeah...

Did I not mention couture last post?

I think I did... 

:D

You want a peek before it's released?

TEAAAAAAAAAAASER!

AWWWWWWWWWE!

What the hell does the rest look like?

Lawl.

FACEBOOK MEH!

MmMWHOWHOWAAH 

HAHA!

You'll not see anything like this anywhere...

I'm getting all mad creative!

Straight up cray cray original

 by yours truly.

Felt it was time to tap the "natural" resources.

My brain.

LOL!

And on a final note...

ATTENTION ALL DIE HARD BLOGGERS!

Are you currently looking to be sponsored?

Looking to have your words spread across

 the vast fashion world of SL?

Guess what?...

E+HeR3@L (hA0s

 is looking for a few awesome fashion bloggers

to feature at our shop.

When chosen,

EC will post your blog board,

offer you a sponsorship,

AND

when you feature us,

you get our latest creations 

FREE

before anyone else!

So!

With all this being said...

PandoraPithos and I

will be accepting 

IN WORLD,

NOTECARD FORM,

entries as to why we should sponsor you.

DISH us ALL...

What draws you to fashion?

How did you fall into it all?

What sets your blog apart from the rest?

The top three peeps will hob knob 

with us for a day,

try out our latest items,

and pose for a very special photo shoot

that will be featured 

on our blogs.

The

Passion for Fashion::..

BLOG OFF CONTEST

shall commence.

Word up.

More details regarding contest rules and deadlines

 to follow in my next post.

Until next time my lovelies!

Much <3!

'Change of Pace...?'

Hola, my fellow (hA0tics!

I think it's about time for a little change of pace...

I've been divvying out all of the pretty pretties (items)

at the shop, and guess what?!

Personally,

I feel it's about time to tap into the darker side

of my mind.

New this week at E.C.

will be the 

'Silence the Tongue' accessory series

in a variety of different colors.

'Silence the Tongue' will include

the tongue attachment with syringe piercing

and bloody chin tattoo.

This piece is wicked looking 

in person.

I've had a few reactions to it as I've worn it

for others, and they didn't find it too appealing.

Lawl.

Makes me smile.

Gallows humor!

WOO!

Admittedly,

 the inspiration for this piece came

when I was told that I didn't know when to

"shut my fucking mouth." 

SO!

 I thought

if only I could numb the tongue...

and WAH-LA!

There you have it.

HAHA!

'Silence the Tongue' Series

only @ E+HER3@L (hA0S!

Also,

new in stock is the 

'Crime Scene Scarf'.

Self explanatory, 

but the theory behind is seriously F'D.

(*Sighs Deeply*)

Eight more days until the anniversary...

Stumbled upon a bit left over in RL...

Hence the creation.

Fuck,

seems like only yesterday...

You'll have to forgive me.

I am one deeply disturbed individual.

Heading to my dark place...

Bah.

As always,

I digress.

On with MOAR...

YEAH!

I changed your Lucky and MM, 

Darlings.

This weeks Lucky Chair Item::...

Yours free when your letter is called!

Chair change is every 11 mins,

so wiggle your butt on down

and hit up your stalker groups.

Lucky Spot @ E.C.!

And as for the MM Board::..

Something a little special...

Gold Digger::.. Female Skin

 (Dark Brow, Freckles, Red Lip)!!!!

Isn't she puuuuuRrty?

She's yours if you can tappy

the boards and fill 'em 

to 100 before midnight!

A beautiful addition for all those

skin collectors out there.

WELL THEN!

I think we covered a little bit of this and that...

New news,

or what have you.

Still want to know wuz'sup?

*Whispers Softly*

Don't tell anyone...

But just between you and me...

*smirks*

I've been working on a top secret dress...

Oh, yeah!

It's creepy.

One of a kind...

What is it?

Guess you'll have to stay tuned...

Lawl.

Alright, alright...

You want a little hint?

Think...

My twisted takes...

on Haute Couture.

:x

EeEEEEeeEKkK!

On that note...

See you next post my lovelies. 

<3

'Boys, oh Boys...'

Well, HAI THAR!

Tis I,

the little workaholic!

This update is for my homies out there...

Do you feel as though

your girl has been doing you

wrong by NOT hooking

you up with some "manly" items?

Well shit, man!

Hold your horses!

I'm only one person...

Different personalities maybe but,

still one person all the same...

Lawl.

So, guys...

I'd like to think I know you fairly well.

Growing up with nothing but men around me...

Working in a "man's world" for over 8 years...

I believe I've picked up a few things,

as much to say that have always 

considered myself a little more 

tomboyish, than girlie.

With this in mind,

I really do feel for you SL'rs

out there who play men.

(I know women play as men too. 

It's no big secret...)

Anywho!

There truly is not enough male fashion 

in the market out there,

 and free stuff that looks 

cool is even HARDER

to come by...

Well, here's my little contribution...

Thus far, of course!

The average male in RL

prefers the relaxed feel.

T-shirts are ever so common

and they are even better 

when they can 

make a statement

without having to say a word,

right?

Slicey, busted her ass this weekend

and created a SHIT TON

of Men's "GraphX" T's

just for muh boyZ.

Here are just a few of my personal faves...

Good ole' Playboy Frank!

If you can't fit more than two references with this shirt

I'm disappointed in you...

LOL!

I'm fine...

LMFAO! 

This shirt makes me crack up 

every time I see it.

 A little bit of twisted humor,

gotta love it.

Dude,

don't even lie...

I KNOW I at least got a 

"WTF" out of you... 

Come on!

Recognize.

AH, yes...

Seize that fuckin' day, y'all.

LoL!

That's what it's all about!

So what do you think, guys?!

Do you love 'em?

Plenty more where these came from!

Now,

for one week only it's all about the boys 

on the E.C. Lucky Chair.

Pop a squat.

Read a news paper.

And get the shit.

Bad ass shirt on the chair all week.

Featured this week is the mesh,

 Men's GraphX T::..  Love Thy Neighbor.

Pretty sweet lookin' if you ask me.

Granted I don't have a penis...

But I now digress.

LoL!

What's that?

Are my female

 readers upset?

Well DAMN IT!

Calm down and change your cork.

I got you too...

The MM Board for the next week

 is for the ladies.

A Hipster Vest ladies,

 in Lounge Lizard Green!

Hot...

Resizable...

Free, 

if you reach the goal.

Here's your tissue.

Now,

get to slappin'.

:D

Once again,

I must become a shadow...

In the night...

In the dark....

I POOF BEFORE THEE!

LoL!

Later everyone.

Enjoy!

Flip!

"I'm On The List..."

Just to let everyone know,

I'll be laying low for the next few days...

Have to take care of a few mental issues, 

if you know what I mean.

So!

I'm drinking!

Lawl...?

All joking aside...

((This is how the tortured artist works, mind you...))

Just gotta say,

I'm deep inside my head right now,

no one will break in...

Try it and I wish you good luck.

It's ROYALLY FUCKED 

at the moment,

 so leave a message

(((imagine the beep)))

and one of my personalities 

will get back to you as soon as possible...

\o/

Yay!

Just trying to flippin' figure out

 how this fucking crazy bitch

called life is supposed to work...

Shifting all my energy in a creative 

regard and shit...

Gotta put it somewhere,

ya know...?

But,

 as I'm off fighting demons

and men in slick suits...

A bit of good news shot my way today,

check it...

[E+HeR3@L (hA0s] | Evelynn Kingsley |

 Women’s Clothing, Stores for Alternative Avatars, Body

I made the list, yo...

Where at?

http://bloggingsecondlife.wordpress.com/

(See Stores Added Section.)

That's right, kiddies...

Your home girl made the Creators List...

As, guess...

A CREATOR!

Holy fuck, right?

That's what I said...

They had to come

out to the shop and check everything

regarding legitimacy...

So,

HI-Mutha-F@WkiN' 5!

Bustin' ASS to 

bring you straight up

SAUCY original items

only to be found at E.C.,

by yours truly.

Freight train coming through...

Back the fuck off.

RAWR!

Flip the switch...

Machine at work.

'Goody, Goodies!...'

Hello again fellow (hA0ticS!

Your little shape-shifter has been on a roll

stocking the goodies!

And Guess what?

There is now a Midnight Madness Board

ready for the SpAnKiN'!

For one week, 

Monday to Monday, 

the featured item is

The Cullen Girl Shape Set.

Goal set is for 100 peeps

so get your girls in and give it a tap tappy!

She's a hottie!

Also added today,

a little Lucky Chair Action!

Featured for this week only

on the L.C. is

 The VooDoo Magik Set!

One of my favorite accessories 

ever created is the 

"See No Evil Eye Patch"...

It's just an awesome original piece

that you could add to any outfit 

to creep it out and rock it hard.

VooDoo Sets are unisex,

so guys you can shimmy your

asses in that seat too.

Do eeeeeet...

But, wait!

There's MORE!

*~Sings~*

"TwoOOoo More Items 

Added todaaaaaay!"

How about a little accessory action?

Check it...

The Soul of The Satyr Necklace is a personal piece 

inspired by a ghost from the past.

Every bit of this accessory custom and unique

right down to the poem included with the necklace.

The essence which is the satyr,

wrapped right about your neck

with a touch of elegance.

I love this piece...

It was fun to create and would simply 

make a wonderful addition

to any woodland creatures stock.

A Must have for sure.

Finally,

there is my signature piece...

The one I feel defines me

in regards to matters of the heart.

The Escape Artist Jewelry Set

not only provides the visual aspect of 

a heart that is hard to hold,

but come on...

It just looks bad ass, 

right?

I wear this particular piece fairly often.

It goes with everything

 dressed in my "stylings"...

What can I say?

I'm a freak!

And you're here...

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

Lawl!

Ah, hell...

I love you all anyway,

and that's all that matters.

^x^

Alas,

I must flee for now...

Back into the kitchen I go.

Catch ya all soon!

This is E.K.Gee FuNk

once again reporting...

'THUMP, THUMP!'

<3

Until next quicky...

WOO!

ZING!

Lay-tahZ 

muh peeps!

'Moment of Truth..."

You know,

I've been doing a lot of thinking...

And I just have to share with you all

one of my top five favorite feelings of all time.

This only came about recently 

as I was reminded

by one of those amazing

 people in my life.

So,

 one of the best feelings in the world...?

Is that swift fucking kick in the ass

that makes you haul it.

Damn it,

 Panda...

We've been through hell and high water 

getting things set up...

Thank you for the jolt.

Now that's how you know you have a friend...

True story.

Lawl.

With this being said,

guess what kiddies?

E+HeR3@L (hA0s

has OFFICIALLY OPENED!

Damn skippy, 

my freaks...

Products are up and  

continuing to flow into the shop.

We are still under a little

bit of construction,

 but everyday,

something new.

Today's latest items include::..

The Lillian Shape and Brow Set::..

Beauty Tip::.. 

The Lillian Shape is worn with 

Caustic Pixie Skin w/Red Lip::..

and 

The Nevaeh Shape and Brow Set::.. 

w/ Tall and Short Options

Beauty Tip::..

The Nevaeh Shape is worn with 

Tart Face Skin/Nude Lip::..

Not too shabby, eh?

And I know, 

I know.

I've been saying this for ages...

Guys?

Are you ready for a little something, something?

Check out this little number,

LawL.

Oh, 

Muh, 

Dayum, 

RIGHT?

Men's shapes coming in tomorrow!

This particular series by guest creator,

 Aden Avedon,

will be available in three sizes

 (Reborn Mortal, Reborn God, and Reborn Olympian)

 with the option to purchase 

the FATPACK deal.

The Reborn series caters to 

the body builders or muscle men,

and by the looks of him, 

not for the faint of heart...

What do you think ladies and gents?

Does Aden meet your approval?

\o/

Win.

So...

This is it.

This is what we've been aiming for...

Long time coming...

Don't know about blood or sweat,

but fuck...

There have been a lot of tears shed.

Without further adieu...

I'd like to welcome you all officially to 

The World of Chaos...

Enjoy your stay.

P.S. For an instant recap on what it's all about, 

check out this earlier post::..

'(hA0s Theory...'

BooYah.

~X0x0X~

And stuff.

-Evey <3